applecidercastiel:

put-the-bannanas-away:

lokiallthefucksigive:

selchieproductions:

4fuckssake:

jackfreak1994:

When Lilo graduated from High School, Grand Councilwoman immediately calls her and tells her that she is really interested for her to become a future Captain of the Galactic Armada, but for her to do that she will first have to attend G.A.C.C. (Galactic Alliance Community College). Lilo is happy for the offer, but says that she will only accept if Stitch could go with her.

With the Councilwoman’s approval, both friends waste no time to pack their bags, excited of what their future awaits.

I would watch this so hard

Lilo and Stitch is my favourite Disney film of all times, and I’d definitely watch this.

YESSS

GIVE IT TO ME


Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s

sam-shuts-his-cakehole:

itskaleena:

whyiseveryonefalling:

scotchcarousel:

the-funkiest-penguin:

friendly-pedophile:

bellamyyoung:

yourgayfriend:

emisummerful:

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You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

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OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

I did both…image

i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

You kinky son of a bitch.

I used to step on mine until they exploded.

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i fucking hated those things

Found the asexual


officialheinzdoofenshmirtz:

behold, it is i, the evil social justice warrior, here to ruin your fun by pointing out that you’re being kind of an asshole


saitokyun:

antfish:

lovingmagcon2:

You better fucking reblog this guys

I didn’t know there were this many flags, that’s pretty cool.

whoa so many flags, thats fucking awesome


theartofanimation:

Hyung-tae Kim


photik:

plixar:

he’s a happy puppy

this makes me a happy human.



wtffanfictionvoiced:

wtffanfiction's list of things used in fanfiction as lube & condoms.

It was too big as a soundbyte for tamblr so I had to make a video out of it.

Incredible.


halfys:

Dipper you are so cute and your hat is so dumb. 


fit-state-of-mind:

tillyouandiseethesun:

this isn’t even a problem

This is how I envision hogwarts homework being done


brittapperry:

“I’m sorry” and “I apologize” basically mean the same thing

unless you’re at a funeral


thecutestofthecute:

Veryfatbunny:

Cloud nine.


modestmgmtofficial:

everything’s so funny when u use the wrong measurement:

  • 5 gallons of homework
  • mouthful of lint
  • 20 degrees of facial oil
  • 7 pints of china
  • handful of fergi
  • 60 mph of dad

50shadezofcarter:

I text back embarrassingly fast

or three hours later

there is no in between


egg-rolls:

i dont think i overreacted


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