tourettesandsex:

urbies:

xbostons:

lostboyonadeadthrone:

If your girlfriend has sexual intercourse with another girl. Is that considered cheating? 

If I’m right handed and I punch you with my left, did I really hit you?

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I’ll reblog this every time.




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bloodofthepen:

leeeeni:

thebeabook:

doctorbeifong:

A truly MINDBLOWING lesson on the origin of American Southern accents.

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The gif could not be more perfect in describing what just happened.

yay historical linguistics!

FUCK YEAH LINGUISTICS 



baby:  m....m...m
mom:  mama? ma? mommy?
baby:  m...m...
baby:  m..mY ANACONDA DONT

otisthecorgi:

Otis is not great at hide and seek. 


heeyyoungbloods:

ㅎ_ㅎ


markatch:

Saturday morning cartoons

By Cameron


how2trainyourfangirl:

thesquirrelisonfire:

elusivist:

I am so done with this dork

the animators just went “how much can we make him move in 3 seconds”

More like: how much can we make them love him in three seconds?


sarakobus:

Had this cutie at work tonight. He just learned how to pick up his ears 😍


cindymayweather:


gonepurple asked: Once you get this, you have to list five things you like about yourself, publicly (cause its a fun thing), then send this to ten of your favorite followers (non-negotiable or negotiable who knows)

oh okay sure uhh here we go

  1. my eyes
  2. my hair
  3. im starting to like my art kinda which is improvement since i used to hate everything i drew
  4. im really open-minded with just about everything
  5. I DONT KNOW WHAT ELSE TO PUT UMM i guess i like that im patient usually because thats definitely a good thing

prettyboyshyflizzy:

rampagey:

amydentata:

robot-heart-politics:

GOP Politician Tweets That Transgender People Should Go To Concentration Camps

Todd Kincannon later conceded that, if concentration camps aren’t going to work, “mental institutions will do just fine”

Trust me, there’s more than just trans people he wants to see in camps, but this is what will give him the least backlash.

PASS THIS ON LIKE A JOINT AT A COLLEGE PARTY, FOLLOWERS. I WANT TO SEE THIS FUCKER FACE SERIOUS CONSEQUENCES FOR THIS DISGUSTING THING.

smh


gnarly:

when the red light just turns green and somebody is already beepin at you

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writing “sorry” at the bottom of your math test



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