Commissioned by ba-oka who also wanted this to be uploaded here too! ^^
Thank you so much for commissioning me! I’m really grateful!! I hope you like how it turned out!! ; v ;
Please do not use without her permission!
commissions are still open if anyone is interested!
YOU WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND MY UNFATHOMABLE HATRED FOR THIS SHITTYU ASS FUCKIGN PICTURE
aRE ALL THOSE MAREEPS FUCKING SHINY
In Pokemon X/Y there is a 1-in-4,096 chance of finding a shiny.
4096 to the power of 4 is 281,474,976,710,656
Two Hundred Eighty One Trillion.
From what I understand, you have a better chance of winning the Mega Millions Jackpot.
I just checked, the odds for the Mega Millions Jackpot are 258,890,850.
You potentially could have won the Mega Millions Jackpot 1,087,234 times at that rate.
Look at that picture. The occurrence taking place in this picture is one million times more rare than winning one of the biggest lotteries out there.
"Mom can I say grace before dinner"
*raps Nicki’s entire verse from Monster*
Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”
Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.
90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums
Are we not going to mention Jesus?
u know, its a good thing that OFF was a free download
otherwise internet pirates would have jacked OFF
transparent consorts for your blog helping you in your quest (´ω｀★)
i need a consort plushie right now
holy shit im fucking crying i’m such a christmas weenie
W… OOOOOOOOOO BOY FINALLY. I took pictures of him! I was dreading photographing him because he’s such a high contrast design and I knew he would be super difficult to photograph and light, but I finally did it.
I was originally intending to make an actual quote-set for him, but the printer is out of ink… so hopefully photoshop quotes will suffice!
Kankri is one of my absolute favorite personal fan-art dolls I’ve made and I wish it hadn’t taken me this long to photograph him, but between being busy and not wanting to mess with him… it took a while! Just like all of the others, he’s fully posable and everything you see was hand-made by me from scratch. All patterns are mine, all that good stuff.
About 7 inches tall. (and yes, his shoes work :D )